February 2012
A guy camped out for 1D tickets for his sister and...
harrysbitch:
Reblog if you want 5 One Direction related...
stylinlikeharrystyles:
Must be following horan-nandos and me
I’ll pick 10 people randomly (:
No likes, just reblogs.
me: one direction are my favorite gay band!
friend: what? doesn't liam and louis have girlfri---
me: gay
friend: but --
me: gay
friend: isn't it just a bromance?
me: gay
friend: are you sure?
me: gay
Watching 'I'm In A Boyband'
Old boyband member: And then there's the girls, who fantasize about you and actually believe that they're going to marry you. Like, how does a 15 year old girl get past 4 security guards and into your dressing room? And what do they think will happen? We'll see them and immediately fall in love with them?
Me: lol those delusional girls are psychos haha, how freaky is that omg
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Me: WAIT THAT'S ME.
harrysbitch:
I really wanna know what Harry dances like when he’s drunk if he dances like this sober….
icheyenne asked: follow me back? (: i'm a new york directioner too.
One Direction sold out their first ever arena tour...
How I became a Directioner
me: wow these guys are cute
me: oh, they're a band...and british
me: i'll listen to a couple of their songs i guess
me: wow they're good
me: ...really good
me: oh hey, video diaries, let's watch those
me: oh my god they're hilarious
me: what time is it? doesn't matter next video
me: oh god oh god
me: isn't it illegal to be so attractive?
me: oh god i'm just going to follow all of the fan blogs
me: sweet jesus i need them in my life always
me: no my bbs why are you so far away
atlantic ocean: lol
me: why must you be so good-looking, and talented, and have great personalities that's not fair
me: fuck you, fuck you and your amazing fucking voices.
me: no i'm sorry come back
me: oh god my whole life has become centered around them
me: i regret nothing
life: you're welcome.
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
Today it hit me how big One Direction actually...
Liam doesn't understand sexual innuendos.
Sugarscape: Now Harry and Louis, I know you guys have a special relationship. You guys must get quite competitive when you play games like Mario Kart. Who usually is in front when you play, and who's behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that really...
Harry: Sometimes I'll take the front...or if he's tired I'll go behind and push him along.
Louis: Yeah, we're both quite generous to each other.
Sugarscape: How about the rest of you, are you any good?
Liam: Daisy Hills, yeah. I've got the fastest time too. 2 Minutes, dead, bam!
Louis: HAHAHAHAH...two minutes, dead; he's not an endurance man. Two minutes and it's all over!
Harry: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Niall: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zayn: HAHAHAHAHAH
Liam: I'm trying to crack two minutes...tryin' to get it down to 1:58...
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
